Remy discovers the hysterical, shrieking crowds are here for the entitlements.
Some great talent in time for the weekend. Remy does The Beatles. … The money tap was already running before the visit from a virus. Someone’s going to have to break the bad news… Written and...
View ArticleMedia Criticizes Trump For Downplaying Virus Threat By Not Dying
Close to the bone: The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C—President Donald Trump is once again under fire from the media for recklessly downplaying the danger of COVID by refusing to die. As the president...
View ArticleDemocrats: vote for us, we’ll wear you down, dox, and bully you but know we...
Finally, an honest Democrats advert (made by someone other than the Democrats) Too good not to share: …. If they didn’t have double standards they’d have no standards at all. This is the great work of...
View ArticleRepublican Rioters didn’t even get big screen TV’s
Republican Rioters have a lot to learn from Democrat counterparts: Rioters on Congress The rioters were condemned by people on both sides of the aisle, with critics slamming them for disrupting...
View ArticleThe Bee: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism
Australians send our best wishes to friends affected by the outbreak of Collectivist-20 Fever. Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism PORTLAND, OR—The CDC has...
View ArticleMeghan Markle Inspires girls — No Matter How Famous, Rich, And Powerful, They...
Fame, Fortune and Victimhood status is possible for anyone* Babylon Bee reports unrecognised benefits of Meghan and Harry interview, inspiring millions of young girls: “Oppression is inescapable,” said...
View ArticleTucker Carlson: On the Death of Comedy
Tucker Carlson: Late-night Comedy died during Trump’s Presidency. Adam Carolla: ” You know they’ve got to everybody when they’ve got to comedians. Think about that, Professors, cops and politicans —...
View ArticleKim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques
When only the best will do: Babylon Bee “I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong,” said the ruthless dictator to reporters after sitting through a 2-hour...
View Article“Let’s Go Brandon” threatens to Redpill the USA
It’s the laughter that gives it away. The power of the phrase Lets Go Brandon is that it’s a coded message. In an unguarded moment it reveals how many people in the room get the joke. In a safe way,...
View ArticleU.S. Military Switches To Swords And Bows To Meet Carbon Neutral Goals
The most surprising thing about the Brandon government is that it hasn’t done this before the Babylon Bee. … “We have a deadly enemy out there,” announced General “Sparkles” McKenzie, “and it’s...
View ArticleRCT study shows parachutes make no difference when jumping from aircraft
Sometimes Randomized Controlled Trials are not the golden trophies of science that some say they are. (Like yesterday’s Ivermectin study). While some say that nothing less than an RCT will do,...
View ArticleA great moment in Gender Science
The same people that tell us to “Follow The Science” on climate change can’t predict what a woman is. Or if they can, they’re too afraid to say so. It’s not science, it’s just bullies at work. 9.5 out...
View ArticleThe latest from the frontlines of US Culture
It’s a bad moment in Civilization but it’s a great day in parody and satire I wish we all could leave California now The Wikipedia page “California Exodus“shows that in the last decade there has been a...
View ArticlePfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus...
After the blockbuster revelations, the Babylon Bee right onto it: NEW YORK, NY — Pfizer Inc. dropped their new COVID variant and accompanying vaccine Thursday at midnight, much to the delight of CDC...
View ArticlePeer review expert journal accidentally publishes fake AI image with...
By Jo Nova This paper shows exactly how good “Peer Review” is It’s not just that a clever AI image slipped through peer review, it’s that it was garishly fake in a supersize kind of way. Scientifically...
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